**UPDATE: Profile has been removed.**
One of the least fun things about being "in the public eye" is that for some reason, people like to pretend to be you.
Newest case in point: phony Sarah Lane MySpace profile
Now to me, this is an obvious fake. My hometown is not Los Angeles (shudder), and I am certainly not 5'5", even in the tallest heels. But enough folks have been fooled to warrant a clarification here. Sorry guys. I'm bummed if any of you were led astray.