One Upping

"I wonder what Bruce Springsteen''s doing, right now."

"Probably eating dinner with his family. I wonder what Mary Tyler Moore's doing, right now."

"Sleeping. I wonder what the guy who played Gollum's doing, right now."

"I wonder what Meredith Baxter Birney is doing, right now."

"I wonder what the lead singer of the now defunct band The New Radicals is doing, right now."

"Oooh, good one."